Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1) Your name?
Maria

Maria
The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.

2) Your age
18
18:
The age where an American can
legally buy pornography

3) One of your friends?
Elise

Elise:
A sexy combination of shyness, emo, and ass kicking. Spends at least 45 minutes on hair every day and is still never satisfied, even though it looks gorgeous.
My Chemical Romance is so elise.

That hair product was meant just for elise's

4) What you should be doing?
Homework

Homework:
a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.


5) Favourite color?
Red

Red
One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel.


6) Birthplace?
I was born i Bærum, but the closest thing i found in the dictionary was Oslo!

oslo:
Capital and biggest city of Norway. "Heroin-capital of the World", according to Los Angeles Times. Lots of hot blondes. Has a population of about 500.000. Can be split into two parts - west-side and east-side, whereas the west-side has a reputation of being a bunch of snobs, and the east-side has a reputation of being mostly immigrants.

7) Month of birth?
March
March: Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

8) Last person you talked to?
Dad

Dad:
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

9) One of your nicknames?
Mia

Mia:
1.) Missing In Action
2.) a slang term used by pro-eating disorder folk (of all the things to support.. *facepalm*), that refers to BuliMIA.
1.) Solider 3872A: MIA
2.) Like, omfg! Janis totally has Mia. She looks so good.